I tested positive for Coke!
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I got fired from my job at the calendar factory
I took too many days off
I got fired from the radiocarbon testing lab
They didn’t like me dating my coworkers
I got fired from my job at the unemployment office, and still had to show up the next day
I got fired from my job at the circus as a human cannonball
six nights a week and a matinee on Saturdays
Got fired from my job at the orange juice factory, couldn’t concentrate
Got fired from my job as an artilleryman, I went ballistic
I did work at a Pepsi factory installing product for their warehouse; this is close to a truth lol.
One of my coworkers brought a coke product in their lunch and was drinking it in the break room. Someone from upper management came in and saw and it became a whole issue.
They probably would have been less angry if he had been doing lines in there.
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My uncle had a high position first at coke and then switched to Pepsi and he had in his contact that he could not drink products from the competition in public. It was a hassle to find restaurants because we had to call ahead and ask what they served. If there was no option we had to request the drinks to be served in glasses and don’t have any cans or bottles on the table
Amusing as that is, was it really such an issue to simply drink anything else other than cola when going out to restaurants? Like was cola a default necessity as part of dining out? That seems so weird.
I can’t even imagine how that is an issue but for management that level of pity checks out.
I used to operate the machine that put the caps on the bottles. It was soda-pressing
Sorry to hear that reminds me when I lost my job at the keyboard factory, I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
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