Good news buddy! You just got a promotion! Now with this new title come a lot of extra responsibilities obviously. But I’m sure you’ll do just fine champ, you can easily triple your workload right? Just be smart about priorities and time management, you’ll figure it out. In terms of pay raise, there is no pay raise. But if you stick with it, I’m sure somebody higher up in the chain will notice all of your hard work. You’ve got a bright future at our company ahead of you.

And if you could come in on Saturday, that would be great!