For “content creators”
Does it clean the dirt of “patriotic” tax dodgers’ mouths?
This will totally be co-opted by a very niche fetish community.
Oh fuck I thought this was the onion, are they serious? Serious people are involved in the development and sale of a $400 toothbrush that spies on your bathroom activities? Everyone involved should have their hard drives checked.
This is the same company that released a $300 fan back when most fans were less than $20, just because it doesn’t chop the air
Yet it does, it just adds a bunch of ducting that severely saps the efficiency of the airflow but looks cool.
Hopefully it won’t be one of those that collects data for big tech.
What else does it see when its sitting idle in your bathroom? 😏
Oh but it must. Otherwise you couldn’t sell it so cheap! 😀
Can it livestream? I can see a whole wave of new Twitch and OnlyFans categories.
Oh baby, you are vibrating so deep in my mouth… oh god that feels so good, ohh, ohhhhhh!~
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“I’ve got three words for you: The Dyson Airblade. Once just a man Looking at his hands Thinking, ‘I’m gonna make these so fucking dry, you won’t believe it.’” —Getdown Services
This was needed by no one ever. You couldn’t even give me one free. 420?
You say that but everyone is using that hair dryer that costs thousands
I don’t know who everyone is… I don’t know anyone with one
I feel like those folks on reddit who buy those tiny cameras to look at/pop the pimples in their ears will be all over this idea
It could monitor the health of your teeth and gum, but I doubt Dyson will do some good product.
I think our civilization is down in the gutter
