• mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    texas ain’t sending red heifers to Israel for beef.

    I’m almost afraid to ask but what new hell is this?

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      3 days ago

      Long story short, a perfect red heifer is needed to purify clergy in order for the 3rd temple to be consecrated. The only problem is that there’s kinda an important mosque sitting where that temple would be.

      Mike Johnson also all tied up in this.

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        3 days ago

        3rd temple

        boy they really get into the apoca-fan-fic…

        and of course Johnson is wrapped up in it, he’s dumber than a box of rocks.

        thanks for the deets