Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
Donald Trump has already changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, and now he’s targeting a US state for a rebrand.
Trump is spending the holiday weekend dreaming up his next demand to relabel America’s geography. He posted a map on Truth Social Sunday afternoon of New Mexico, but the word Mexico was crossed out and replaced with America.
Relabeling the southwestern state on the U.S.-Mexico border as New America is reminiscent of an executive order he signed early in his second term, in which he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
I’m writing this from the future, October 2028, from my desk on America St., America, in America County, capital of the state America, in the America-West region of America, to issue a warning…
I have an idea for a “funny” thing.
Aladeen St., Aladeen, in Aladeen County, Capital of the State Aladeen, in the Aladeen-West region of Aladeen.
“We got your test results back. You’re Aladeen.”
Wait till he realizes there’s places called South and Central America.
What if he learns that America is named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who couldn’t ever have been a US citizen because he died over 250 years before the USA even existed.
He’ll rewrite history. Now it will be named after Tim America, the first American
Fake olds
Well obviously, he’s supreme ruler of those too!
Seems like America is becoming the new Taco Bell.
After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.
Honestly Taco Bell is one of America’s best institutions.
Taco Supreme Ruler
Demolition Man was a prophecy!
Ring the TACO bell!
Those will soon be changed to South and Central Mexico. Can’t besmirch the AmericaTM brand on shithole countries.
Southest America
What’s gas prices like?
America per gallon :(
Are you talking about America fuel?
Fun fact: Petrol is a leftover term from a brand of gasoline. It’s the same product. Like ‘Hoover’ to ‘vacuum cleaner’.
All time high
Is it still called Earth?
Actually no. We are now America-3 in the America System.
…in the “MAGA Way” Galaxy, about to merge with Androamerica to form the new America Galaxy, all part of the Laniamerica Supercluster…
(Spaceballs? Oh, shit, there goes the planet)
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