President Donald Trump on Sunday appeared to suggest that New Mexico should be called “New America,” posting a photo of the state with the new name days after he signed an executive order to change Lake Ontario to “Lake America.”
I know, I know, he’s fucking with us. But I just can’t help marvel at how dumb this one is. Lake America, okay this is all America, but I guess that’s a name a lake could have, in America.
But New America? New America is in fucking America. That would be like if New York was a small part of York! Call it New West or Taco Supreme or something, but New America is basically the stupidest thing to call a region of North America. It even shortens to NA! Jesus…
Anyway, I know it’s meant to be stupid, I know. But it got me this time…
Pig Boy is just territorial marking, smearing his brainsharts onto everything he can.
A less insane Congress should pass a way rescinding the official naming of anything after a person who was alive when it was named. And while they’re at it, nullifying every single other act that Trump did while in office.
I know, I know, he’s fucking with us. But I just can’t help marvel at how dumb this one is. Lake America, okay this is all America, but I guess that’s a name a lake could have, in America.
But New America? New America is in fucking America. That would be like if New York was a small part of York! Call it New West or Taco Supreme or something, but New America is basically the stupidest thing to call a region of North America. It even shortens to NA! Jesus…
Anyway, I know it’s meant to be stupid, I know. But it got me this time…
Pig Boy is just territorial marking, smearing his brainsharts onto everything he can.
A less insane Congress should pass a way rescinding the official naming of anything after a person who was alive when it was named. And while they’re at it, nullifying every single other act that Trump did while in office.
They should enshrine that only congress can rename something.
And after people have voted for it
cmon man it’s already too close to Idiocracy. We can’t go naming places or people Taco Supreme or Beef Supreme lol