There are, in fact, online efforts to revise the bible to reflect post-Fifield conservative values. I’ll leave it to the reader to find them by websearch.
The lolcat bible is now defunct, but the Wikipedia page has a link to the wayback machine copy.
we gotta get chatGPT to re-write the entire bible like this. Call it the King Trump edition.
Dont. They’ll believe it.
Especially after the Fox News “40 Days and 40 Nights of Bible Release Coverage!”
Let’s add some passages about mutilating your own genitails then.
Local man learns of circumcision
Uh. So. That’s already in there
Babies aren’t very good at that
There are, in fact, online efforts to revise the bible to reflect post-Fifield conservative values. I’ll leave it to the reader to find them by websearch.
The lolcat bible is now defunct, but the Wikipedia page has a link to the wayback machine copy.