Osama bin Laden cuz I work with the CIA too.
Dr Jinx
Osama for sure.
The dead ones won’t cause any harm.
I think im going bin laden
TIL that Hitler isn’t the “Worst” option for everything lol
Depends on how white you are I guess.
Hitler liked Children and Dogs, so “Say Hello to Mr. Adolf, kids!”
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I’d pass the Nurnberg check, so Hitler would a solid first-round pick. It’s a toss about who would gendercode my kids more between him and Bin Laden. Lindsay What’s-Her-Name and P. Diddy are automatic no’s.
My three kids are in their 20’s. Assuming there are no weapons involved, I’d say they’re safe with any of them.
Bin Laden, Hitler, and Combs would each have a rough night. Lindsay would probably be ok. If necessary, they could restrain her without injuring her.
Top left: Lindsay Clancy - Apparently strangled her 3 kids, there is an ongoing process in the US right now
Top right: Osama Bin Laden - Former boss of the Taliban in Afghanistan and responsible for 9/11
Bottom left: Adolf Hitler - Leader of the German NSDAP and responsible for the Holocaust and WW2
Bottom right: Sean Combs aka P. Diddy - US musician, multiple cases of sexual violence and rape, and proliferation of prostitution
I don’t know who top left is, but I reckon Bin Laden’s the safe bet here
Lady named Clancy who strangled all 3 of her kids to death. As a childless person I’d choose her as in this alternate reality I’d get to come home to be childless once again!
As a childless adult that’s a fucking crazy thing to say for so many reasons.
hitler first, second osama
Bin laden i guess, the other option is a child murderer, a child molester or the corpose of THE nazist soo
Bin Laden is also a corpse though.
Oh right, i almoat forgot about it, then i’d stay home instead
Tbh the biggest danger that would come from having bin Laden babysit your kids is the possibility of them being killed in a drone strike.
Uncle Adi for sure. Osama would be secod pick.
