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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

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Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

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A 650-roll toilet paper operation has been thwarted in suburban Plainfield — and police say the evidence was stacked high.

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