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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago

The bic heavier

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The bic heavier

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Ninja876@lemmy.world
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    Welp know one is swiping my lighter ever again…

    Also there is a veiled threat of “cement shoes” if you do steal your lighter.

  • tuckerm@feddit.online
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    One weird brick to slow down your smoking habit.

    • antianarchist@sopuli.xyz
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      6 days ago

      Smokers after 2 weeks of using that lighter:

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

    One weighs a ton, the other is a little lighter

  • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    And now that friend can’t accidentally walk off with it. Again.

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