Alt text: Photo of a flight attendant on plane carrying a cat.
Text reads “CAT ESCAPES ITS OWNER IN ECONOMY ON A DELTA AIR LINES FLIGHT AND TRIES TO UPGRADE ITSELF TO FIRST CLASS.”
Alt text: Photo of a flight attendant on plane carrying a cat.
Text reads “CAT ESCAPES ITS OWNER IN ECONOMY ON A DELTA AIR LINES FLIGHT AND TRIES TO UPGRADE ITSELF TO FIRST CLASS.”
ECONOMY, CARL!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I’M MOVING TO FIRST CLASS IMMEDIATELY!
CARL THEY HAVE DIRTY SHIRLEYS!
“Cats don’t drink alcohol, Donut”