• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    How does one even begin with a “I’m sorry I did one of the worst crimes imaginable.” essay with a straight face?

    I doubt any of them went that far. There’s no way they’d admit guilt in an essay. These kids have lawyers.

      • Zacpod@lemmy.world
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        I imagine something like: “It’s unfortunate that I got caught. Next time I’ll be sure to keep the fun off electeonic communicating platforms. I’m sorry daddy, I’ll be more careful next time.”