I knew they were big bears but not TWICE A HUMAN size! I didn’t even google this image for the polar bear I wanted to see how big a black bear is.
guess I’m never going to Antarctica!
edit: okay we got ANOTHER TIL. Apparently polar bears don’t live in Antarctica!
…I need to watch more nature documentaries…


YSK bears have three pairs of nipples, better bring the sextuple twist or you’ll be a bear stain
I have great bite strength and practically prehensile toes. That last nipple might be a deal breaker though.
Tighten and pull
Genius! Surely I am the match for any polar bear with this knowledge!