Good thing he took a photo, or no one would have believed him:
A chariot fit for the queen of queens.
Is “Heaven” the name of a gay bar near his hometown by chance?
Once upon a time one kept drug trips private.
Absolutely wild that this guy is being treated seriously by, admittedly the dumbest, mainstream news network
Equally as likely as any other description.
Your most annoying friend describes dropping acid for the first time.
I’m not saying the guy is into beastialty; but fucking hell.
I think he thought he was “fucking heaven”
The new Mr Hands.
Don’t google it if you don’t want to be emotionally scarred.
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Article says he was skateboarding, landed on his head and woke up from a coma 18 days later.
Sure drugs are bad, but so is skateboarding with out a helmet
^^^^ Worst thing that can happen is you survive the accident. Wear your fucking gear, or don’t ride at all.
Sure, why not? It’s all the same anyway.
Doesn’t anyone think 6ft is kind of small, I mean it’s practically a pony.
Tall for a brony, though.
(And if you don’t know, I suggest you maintain ignorance.)
It must not have been that great since he came back and all.
