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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.

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Ohio man jailed for texting Shrek’s penis to a state senator. Your questions about Shrexting, answered.

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dantheclamman@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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An Ohio blogger spent 23 hours in jail after texting a senator a crude Shrek meme. Can political mockery be prosecuted? The First Amendment weighs in.
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    What do you mean not the onion? I have it on good authority ogres are like onions.

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      They stink?

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        Enough to make you cry.

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        they saute pretty nice in butter

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        Layers, like parfait

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        Ogres are like Onions, says Shrek to Donkey

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          “They stink?” Says Donkey to Shrek.

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          https://youtu.be/-FtCTW2rVFM?t=45

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      Onions have balls or something. I haven’t seen the movie in a while. Fuck, I was ten. Fuck, I saw it with Kathy’s kids. Oooh, that’s why I have a Shrek +4 resistance! None of the Shrek memes from early 4chan worked on hypnotizing me because my father’s brianizing of me, the most of which allowed me to excedively perceive in higher order angular metrics to marifold back into itself to make the whole characterization of myself a reflection that told me my own way to fancy, and thus I am.

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        You okay buddy?

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          I mean, y’know, I very much wanna munch on some very fresh vaginal cunt, but otherwise I am ok, I suppose.

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