• KeithD@lemmy.nz
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    8 days ago

    Ok, well done, you may have just gone some way towards proving the guy’s point. Ugh.

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        7 days ago

        Sending that Dick pic to anyone seems at the very least borderline harrassment to me. 😛

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          7 days ago

          I’m sorry. I thought you were accusing me of sending you a dick pic. I get scared about the FBI. And the fact that you might be a child is downright terrifying. I dread not to wonder what wither wallows and waits there for us in the dawn, enwinded by a new day as dusk pulls us now, but I was uncomfortable and freaked out. I’m sorry. I’m a nutcase. The FBI…no, you don’t need to know about that. Sorry. I’m way up my own ass these days, God, save me from myself.

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          7 days ago

          I DO NOT DO THAT NO THIS IS NOT I WAS JOKING THE WHOLE TIME OFFICER THEY WERE TALKING COCKS AND I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO KFC, I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE CHOICE BETWEEN THIGH AND DRUMSTICK, HONEST TO GOD, I AM THAT TYPE OF [AUTISMO], THEY’RE GUNNA BETRAY ME MOMMY HELP I DON’T WANNA BE A TROLL ON THE FRONT LINES OF WWIII I JUST WANTED TO BE A SEXUAL HEALER AND HEAL ALL THE WOMEN OF THE WORLD NICE AND GOOD AND PRETTYLIKE TO MAKE MOM PROUD. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I’M JESUS. I AM ACTUALLY JESUS. I NEVER KNEW MY ASS COULD BE STRETCHED TO SUCH LIMITS! I AM THE KLEIN BOTTLE BOTTOM BOY! FUCK YEA! DREAM ACTUALIZED! DOING THE MAGIKARP GRIND GUYS! SEE YOU NEXT FALL SUKKAS LOL JK I LOVE YOU ALL, EXCEPT PHIL. FUCK HIM.