I can honestly see them kicking Vance out putting puppy killer in as VP and declaring that the election should be postponed for 6months so she can have the same chance Harris had.

That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

As a punk kid living in the world of Reagan, I cared a lot.

Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.

“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”

Ok so by my math it would be close to 6760 quarters they would need to lose,so assuming a rate of 1 per day they would have started at the age of 16 and lost the last one at 30.

I can only assume that at the age of 30 our hero packed it in,quit hanging around looking for dames, got serious about that whole time machine he was thinking about, jumped into 2024 and made this post as a warning to all of us.

Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.

Some times and with some people, yes violence is the answer.

Can you explain any other solution that leaves Ukraine with its territory and its compleat self rule?

I want to meet the person the ads are ment for, are there a lot of oil rig operators watching minecraft lets plays and Pop music videos?

The algorithm for me is so fucked that I get ads for deepsea oil rig sand traps, and spanish language ads for deodorant. I live in the middle of the US am poor, and only speak English.

I have not seen anything about Joe Rogan on my Youtube in well over a year. and I am literally on youtube for most of everyday.

I rolled dice

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

fuck tha police

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

The people who vote for them are ignorant and angry, and the people who fund the gop are the only people who benefit from their policies.

it’s a win for some employees, what they will do is get rid of the expensive workers that have been there for years and hire more new people.

I would bet that they end up making more money after the pay raises.

Psst, she used to go by Sansevieria but she is a Dracaena now.

Cause George knows to shut the fuck up and vote properly, they care fuck all about who the politician is as long as they vote along party lines.