Went for haircut yesterday, default minimum tip was 30%

Sounds like there’s a gap in the market for thematic archeological bone arrangement. Just imagine, a T-Rex skelly doing a kick flip off the back of a stegosaurus.

Precisely, this isn’t a “we might have new evidence to prove his innocence”, it’s a “the accuser is having second thoughts”.

It’s just a delay of the inevitable, there’s zero chance it doesn’t go through.

Been watching the updates on Houston News, from the sound of it this is just a futal scramble to make up a reason because the diagnosing doctor has had more than a decade to have a change of heart. It’s going to go through soon enough.

The dude shook a baby. Pneumonia or not, the child died of being shaken by this walmart brand Steve Buscemi looking fuck. His life, in my eyes, is null and void the second she died.

It’s a private school, so safe to assume there is a 0% refugee student body.

I can’t tell if serious or not but I genuinely believe there’s truth to that. Strengthen requirements and vetting when evaluating cases, but if someone commits a previous crime I don’t think their lifetime is redeemable. Sure they can “change and rehabilitate” but if you murder or rape someone that should be signing off on the rest of your life.

I understand the argument of “well if we kill all criminals what about framing or innocent bystanders getting caught up?” Run a national vote.

This. My mother is has ptsd just from witnessing me and my siblings choke on stupid shit.

I really recommend people learn how to perform a tracheostomy in the event that the subject can’t dislodge the object. Heimlich maneuver first and CPR if they lose consciousness, but if all else fails, sharp tube object, and spike the divot above the sternum.

“Explain why you need to hear me?”

Same with my Molly. Border collie/beagle mix, when she spots anyone come inside she runs to grab either a toy or a shoe and growls while dancing around.

Patrick Star:“Just take the homeless people, and push them somewhere else!”

Why on earth would they add a drop shadow while also having a semi white background? I want to find the original designer and squeeze a tube of super glue up their nostrils

They really need weight and age limits on upper floors. So tired of fatass Mcgee and his unhinged kids playing hopscotch with Danish clogs on day and night.

No wonder kid needs a body guard, he’s gotta have one of the most punchable faces in the world. I give it 3 months until he catches a stray round to the dome for being a twat and the world can go back to not being aware of his existence.

Hi fellow human, also high. This is for seriously written by also high human. Many thanks.

And because Moo Deng isn’t featured until several episodes later.

If you add Benz you get a 4th E sound

History aside, dude on the bottom is one loose jaw bone away from being buried alive in Buffalo skulls

Now where will people store all their other plastic bags in under the sink???

Will do.

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