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Having the hood up gives you a temporary +2 boost to hacking

I’m thinking it’s that little pile in the lower left-hand corner of the frame

11’8" bridge cares not for your “freedoms”

The Model M IS the weapon

This guy definitely has a crypto wallet and a monkey jpeg

Holy shit thank you. I’m always in the car or somewhere where you can’t just casually look something like that up, and by the time I get home I forget. Also the whole feeling awkward about looking it up. It seems like one of those oddly specific things where you kinda have to already know what it is to ask about it (if that makes sense), so it seems suspicious to be asking questions about it

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

Every so often, Robert Evans from Behind the Bastards mentions this. I want to know what it is so badly, but also don’t want that shit in my search history

When people mention watercooling is this what they mean

Don’t normally like vanity plates but this one definitely gets a pass

Yeah just get it from the gas station like a normal person

If I move too much the grease doesn’t congeal the way I like it

Oof. So You’re not actually vaporized like a regular phaser, just sent to O’Brien’s shadow realm

Computer - One third of a burned frozen pizza, room temperature

The salutation for System Administrator day is “Happy System Administrator Day! Hey, since I’ve got you here do you think you can <insert task here>”

The customary reply is “Thanks! I’ll add it to my list”

So there’s going to be a fediverse and a mirror fediverse?

If dragons aren’t real, how come you see them in popular media so much? where do the film makers get them? Oh, they used a computer to make them?

Sounds like dragon denier talk

I have a USB-C cable that will only work in a specific orientation. So I’ll plug in a device, laptop won’t recognize it, (sigh) unplug and flip the cable, and then everything works.

I still can’t listen to “time is on my side” without thinking of this movie. 10/10 gave me nightmares as a kid

When I first noticed the memes, I looked at the account making them and it was less than a day old. I just figured they had an axe to grind or it was an election season bot and blocked the account, lol.

They sync (via wire or wirelessly) to a smartphone app that offers a pass-through toggle to pipe speech through the phone’s speaker — minimizing the need to remove the mask

I want to pipe this through a voice changer so I can sound like Darth Vader to anyone I talk to.