

Mulligan would be a fantastic 2nd kid’s name


Mulligan would be a fantastic 2nd kid’s name


Put it in my body


While holding the flashlight at 27 yrs of age while he works to install a vanity He says “give me the twisty turney”.
I replied “The twisty turney?”
He confirmed “Yehlah give me the twisty turned. Quick.”
This is the man who for my entire life taught me the name and use of every single tool in the box…im thinking socket wrench? Channel lock pliers? Hes working on plumbing…but also sort of carpentry…
I said “you’re going to have to be more specific”
He replied “The damn Philips head screwdriver”
I replied “ahh yes, the classic twisty turney”


Wonder if his son will stop using his clout to grift “supplements” now


What? Isn’t it very complete?


So are there any pro-boner lawyers looking to challenge as many white people as they can?


Neither is working for me


Newly returned wendys snack wraps are $6.49. This is madness


Another trans drag queen republican


Yeah do it the legal way and make a multi billion dollar start up with that exact goal


My sister was a drummer in a 3 piece band with a guitarist and a vocalist (Sparse I knoow). The vocalist ended up kicking the drummer and guitarist out of the band and refused to admit that it means she left the band.


Stalagtites hang on tite. Stalagmites crawl on the floor like mites


I think were going per capital. Pun intended


Beef stew is 120 health though.
There is a cult of personality around him that others cant seem to replicate though. I wouldn’t be surprised if that left some of his zealots politically rudderless. That being said someone who doesn’t talk like a dipshit might re-attract the more moderate Republicans even if all the decision making is consistent