I feel like the middle east is sort of just like, haunted, doomed to eternal conflict by malevolent specters.

(Yes, I know those specters are the military industrial complex, colonialism, ancient civilizations, authoritarian rule, oil and natural gas, sectarian divisions, Israel, religious extremeists oh god maybe it is haunted)

I already have BSKY and am not currently interested in picking up yet another account for something but thank you

Counterpoint, it was already stupid.

I can only pray that they all tear each other to shreds.

I don’t know, I use BSKY.

“Your organization has blocked this action”

I mean this is my work phone, and I’m trying to copy a customer’s phone number from a spreadsheet to the dialer, but thanks man.

The only reason I actually wound up signing up on Lemmy is that there is one “main” instance by appearance, and it lets you participate in others(?). (Lemmy.world)

You don’t need to know any of the more esoteric stuff to get going.

Visually misread the middle panel guy as a doctor and not some douche in a white jacket at first which almost felt like a different type of joke.

Horrible idea: plugin that rounds all numbers up

He breaks through the enemy lines, gets coronated… And injected with Estrogen.

I mean I looked up the official results of the election on google and if that’s not good enough for you then too bad.

I’d ask “what have trans people ever done to anyone” but you could ask the same of any minority they harass (Facism needs a target)

My concern is that the train is still running at full speed even if the driver has died of a heart attack.

Voter turnout hit an estimated 71% for the November 5, 2024 General Election.

So 3 in 10 people are alright with this, and a few more are psyched about it

More than one in five apparently.

But how do I remove the coating so I can chew on my switch cartridges?

There’s a part of me that just hopes that it’s all been a big smoke screen and that Trump doesn’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of and he just gets fucking pancaked in the vote.

I’m not confident that this will happen though which is scary.

I’m thinking Nov 4th or something. Like, before a great deal of the votes have been cast, or today even.

I know beyond a certain point his VP would probably just be it

As much as I’d love it for him to stop being a threat to all that is good on this planet in the most final of ways; We’re still in some deep shit even if he were to drop stone dead right this minute between his mob of dickhead supporters, and his running mate.

…Actually I have to go look up what happens if the president elect dies right before he’s elected.

ONE bag of sprite per child