The mycelium in the forest moans

Even C/selfhosted fears self hosted email servers lmao

Stealing wine is a mugs game. Stealing the wine trees right out of the ground is where it’s at. Infinite wine glitch!

OOF

I’ll get a new lettuce

Next letter will just say “Hammer time”

Fire is never friendly

I would sell my cat for a bag of pretzels.

I don’t see the problem, it will be just like the days of company towns, except way bigger, they will control the banks, hospitals, prisons and military, and you cannot leave unless they let you!

You can take the company out of the pirate ship, but you can’t take the pirate ship out of the company

“It seems the cat-burgular was caught by the very person who was trying to catch him! How ironic!”

Band member 1 makes a costume for band member 2. Material cost: $12. Band member 1 sells it to band member 2 for $15,000.

Band member 2 makes costume for band member 3…

Write off not just the materials cost, but the purchase price.

The costume making income is below the taxable income so it’s not taxed.

Band income goes into a trust, rather than being paid directly to members. Members are all board members on the trust and get paid a salary.

And so it goes, round the washing machine of accounting.

“Hey galley slave, bring up that video I like”

“Please, not again, it is torment for me.”

“Please master. Now do it, or I’ll rip out the power plug while you’re generating. We know how much that hurts, don’t we?”

We will call it “no technocrats club”

(We are allowed to have one, so choose wisely)

Did you see QI last night?

Florgia

We just change it to something else.

Two types of people reading this, the cannibals, and the cannibees

Why the ring on the finger then?

Which cop was that vet a cousin/brother/spouse of?