Can’t believe you met Long John Silver himself! 🤩

Ah beans

Michaelmas out this bitch, yo, and LC up in Lincoln’s crib. Weather is off the hook, frfr. Streets so muddy like Noah’s flood just got done, I ain’t even be shook if a Dino come roaring up at me lmao. Chimney smoke be hanging low like Snoop Drizzle in town and ash be falling like fuckin snow, no cap. Watching the dogs and horses getting about covered in filth like they be swimming in it. Shit is wild, fam, homies on foot got no rizz, they be slipping and sliding on mud just tryna get along down the street for reals, stepping in mud and it be stepping back on them like they only drip.

Gravity: Not just a good idea, it’s THE LAW

“Your mom kinda hot ngl”

If you put them in the right order, you can store 10 bools in a byte.

kompreshun.

Technomancy

Pretty good start

Relatable

Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

Based and Finnpilled

Giovanni Ribisi

Dunno why

If we are denouncing Guerilla/insurgent/rebel leaders offhand for basically fighting against imperialists and dictators, even if their methods aren’t bloodless or ethical, then we would also need to denounce José Mujica, former president of Uruguay who died today, one of the most progressive and honest leftist leaders the world has known.

I work near a casino. I told my colleagues I’m banned for counting cards, so I don’t have to go with them and I have an easy and bulletproof excuse to not go.

It’s really impractical to eat a guy with a gun instead of a fork.

I would, you get $1.25per kilo of stainless steel and $3.15 for aluminium at the local scrap metal merchant

2healthbars

Monke, precisely

I just went to get a screenshot of this guy. He lives rent free in my head.

He pops up whenever I make expensive purchases

He slaps his wife during sex, and also not during sex.