I was lit for most of 2005

PUUUUUUUL THE TAPE WORM OUT OF YOUR ASS!

I’ve got a pearl necklace to give out if anyones interested…

Stand by Me was set in the 1950s though

I didn’t want to risk my cat getting near the cleaner I was using on my oven so I kept him out of the kitchen. His food, water and litter were all on the other side of the door but he wanted to use his flap in the kitchen to go out. I couldn’t let him out of the front door because he’d already worked out how to get around the lock on the flap. After yowling and scratching at the door didn’t work he started using the sofa as a spring board to launch himself into it. Being a bi-fold door the force moved it enough that he was then able to just push it open the rest of the way with his head.

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From your gleaming mess hall, to your hallowed baseball field

Your spic n’ span infirmary, where all our wounds are healed

I can’t remember which country it was but in an episode of World’s Strictest Parents the kids get sent to an African country and they said to the boy you need to get your haircut or you’ll be arrested for being a homosexual and the barber they went to had a chart showing the permitted hairstyles for men.

Oh, isn’t that cute? A baby driving a car.

I wouldn’t be dreaming about her if she wasn’t

Thanks for the post. I have now decided that my new year’s resolution for 2025 is to learn to lucid dream.

Lol, turkey

feihC muggiW, nod’t tae eht seulc…

If you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews points, you have at it.

BUMMER

I am programmed with that one…

Linux is a clearing in the woods. You have the freedom to build a cabin yourself from logs with your barehands with LFS, buy building materials and power tools to build a completely custom house yourself with something like Arch or Gentoo, get a kit and put it up yourself with Fedora or Debian, put up a prefab with Ubuntu, or just pull up a trailer for a while and move on with a live ISO.

By the pussy!

Rusty you giblet head.

Do your cats get along? I imagine mine would hate another cat being in the house. He sleeps on his own during the day, most of the time. But if I’m doing something important he seems to pick up on it and the curiosity kicks in. When darkness falls however, I must sit on the sofa for lap snoozing, lest I be shrieked at incessently.

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