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4·6 days agoFools, the lot of you. I leave my cheese on the rocky shores of Ol’ Merry Bertha near the concrete jetties of man. There, the sweet mother deep slices my cheese with her sharp, salty caress, leaving my belly full and satisfied.
Yeah, prove it! Send us a picture with the honey dipper sticking out your fart hole, or we ain’t buying it!
11·11 days agoBold to assume most of them are literate.
1·12 days agoNo! I’m a teenagemutantninjaterian thank you very much!
Just count to five and you’ll be alright
Ask him what that hole in his hand do
Good God, my apologies!
No, I put Wendy’s training video “Hot Drinks” on repeat, laydown some towels, and wake up grandpa. Seriously, how do you even barbeque?
Excuse me, FridaySteve, but I sit on them like a proper gentleman.
Who tf out here is putting bread around their hotdogs??
Men without mustaches cause ‘indecent thoughts’ in other men because just look at those juicy face honkers.
Damn, so you REALLY weren’t paying attention, huh?
Yeah! I’m gonna go get him a big, fat hamburger! Right from the hamburger store! Get him!
What a horrible day to be literate.
Got a good chuckle, m8
Instructional designers hate Articulate’s Storyline 360
No, you’re Hildegarde