Public and employee bathrooms out of order. 3 hours before opening, no one has ordered portable toilets. Was told to “walk to the Starbucks” if I needed to go so bad. So I left and never went back. 3 years at that job.

You’re forgetting

Add em to the list

Right? If it scans it scans

You never contacted dell for a warranty? That definitely sounds like a lemon to me

He’s 6’ 3"

Okay but do you have a section of your house dedicated to the can opener, including decoration and a table specifically made for the potential tin man you’ll use it on, the ONLY thing it could be used for?

Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah*

Right next to the piss??

Do you need a hug? I’m not offering I’m just curious.

300+ years

Wow there buddy don’t get ahead of yourself, this nation is barely scraping by at 250

I read till I saw “radical Democrats” and I knew all I needed to. You’re one of them “I’m totally a leftist on the Internet trust me bro” types, but probably some opposition bot or some shit

Trump wouldn’t do that. He’s too old for himself.

Beat me to it