Windex for cleaning mirrors and glass. All the other knockoffs feel like watered down blue food coloring.

And they even got rid of our damn plastic straws! Can’t even enjoy my drinks without having to suck on a flaccid tube. I’d prefer if they made the lid paper instead.

I accidentally bought a bag of avocados for the price of 1 avocado at self checkout. I couldn’t find the bag of avocados in the menu so I just selected avocado in the menu.

It turns out the bag of avocados come with a barcode to scan it 🤦

Wait doesn’t that mean it’s a Lightning to USB C if the top is USB-C and the bottom is Lightning?

I took swimming classes at my local YMCA after I was able to afford a membership as a young working adult. I was 25 at the time and in my swimming class, I was taught by someone that was much younger than I was and received very odd looks from either the young kids or the elderly folks at the swimming pool learning how to swim.

Despite the odd looks, I kept at it and finally learned how to swim!! I used to be deathly afraid of the water and never went in the deep end as I never knew how to stay afloat.

One thing that was the most difficult to unlearn as an adult was keeping myself perpendicular to the pool as I always relied on being able to stand on the floor pool to keep myself from sinking.

I also realized that chlorine destroys your ability to see the next day after being in the pool. My vision stayed blurry for days and not even my glasses were able to fix it. So if anyone reading wants to learn how to swim at a later age, definitely invest in swimming goggles.

I don’t know why my brain couldn’t wrap the meaning of the title. I asked myself what’s a birth hug?