Silence is violets

I shit post all the time and am not yet a CEO billionaire. You’ve been debunked.

Their cumming what?

Thanks to torrents, you can have your cake shit and eat it, too!

Also batteries lose capacity, making them finite as well

I feel you, I had to put my wife of 15 years down as well

Properly cross

Since it’s one or the other, we can assume the objective value of the red pill is $10mil. So, you take the blue pill and use that $10mil to make another $10mil and then you buy the red pill and save it until you’re about to die in a boss battle.

Instructions unclear, I am pregernate

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Except they left out Hawai‘i

Ahoy matey

This just in: Obese Man perpetually on the couch isn’t going to finish the marathon, experts say.

Yeah, I can hardly see the porn under all that text

Keep your links, I’m going back to askjeeves

Can’t you just not connect the smart tv to the internet and make it a dumb tv?

I’m not gonna click the link because I wanna guess. Isn’t it Nassau?