Don’t threaten me with a good time, like the universe ending tomorrow. God, this timeline sucks so much.

You don’t, so appreciate the time you’ll have hair. Because once it’s truly gone, you’ll look back on this day and cry.

This, so much. Hell I’ll pay the old prices to never see an ad or pop up.

I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.

Wasn’t until seeing this that I noticed how true it is lol

If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

Some people have chubby cheeks, or don’t want to mess up their makeup would be my guess. The poster mentioned obsessive compulsive disorder, so your answers there. 👍

I saw this topic in my feed and feels like it called me lol

I had no idea I wanted to hear this read by Q. With AI, hopefully someone can get it done?

Damn lol that’s metal af!

I think Elon missed the the obvious joke, as per usual lol

Dear god… I think you could be onto something.

These are great, I’m not sure I wanna see what Klingon Buttspider’s could look like. 🤣

That looks like a shitty future car mock-up for a late 80’s future/action movie. Like Robocop or an Arnold movie 🤣 Only Elon would fund something this unappealing.

Sounds dangerous to have anywhere near your groin.

Which is simply despicable euthanasia has to be chosen, a sign of a broken system all the way around.

You’re right, I am stressed… A recent family illness isn’t helping, along with having PTSD. When it rains, it pours I guess. 🥴

God, maybe I do have ADHD. I’m always super stressed and always tired. I feel like a depressed Slowpoke anymore.

Apologies for the late response, and perhaps I need to be tested. 🤔 I just feel like a tea kettle constantly near boiling after a hard day. Some nights, the most I get is 4 hours and the rest of the time I wake up a panicked state. Awake for hours until I have to get up. 🥴

You need the workers procreating, otherwise who will serve as the army, farmers and slaves?