“Hmm. Lisa, I’d like to buy your rock!”

I second this. I know fuck all about military stuff and I laughed purely at the image of such small dick energy and excessive force just for going to Walmart.

But this one has Boromir in it! …sort of

I’ll bet you Putin knows precisely what’s going on.

I guarantee before this is all over that motherfucker will be throwing politicians into prison just for being in opposition to his fascism. They won’t say that’s the reason, of course.

I recently got a job where I will need to visit Canada 2 or 3 times a year. I’m seriously nervous about it now.

It’s an article, not a chronological timeline. They expand upon things as you read further down. This is how almost every news article is written. Go back to first grade.

Very interesting, but I don’t feel better after watching that… :(

I didn’t even get to see their response to me :( lol

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Rage. This is so incredibly tragic. I’m sitting here at 6:45 AM just crying when I should be getting ready for work. This is the type of world they’re trying to build.

She does not sound sexist. She sounds justifiably upset that the organization she works for and clearly loves is trying to erase her her involvement in it just because she is a woman.

I want so badly to believe the Trump knowing it part of that, but I just think his head is too far up his own ass. I’m willing to bet he probably thinks he won by a record breaking landslide. I hate that mother fucker so goddamn much.

Yeah. They should all hang out together more often.

There’s no word. So instead of being concise I’ll do the opposite. I unequivocally hate him beyond the capacity for words. I detest him more than anyone can fathom. I think he is a vile, wretched pile of dog puke. I hope every time he looks up a bird shits in his mouth. If I found out tomorrow that he died a 12 hour long agonizing death from some brand new undiscovered condition I would be simultaneously elated at his suffering and utterly disappointed that it didn’t last twice as long. I hope something comes along that changes him for the better and he finally learns the joy of loving something more than himself. Then I hope fate rips that away in the cruelest fashion, leaving him to spend the rest of his days a weeping and broken husk. He deserves worse than even the darkest, most Eldritch horror can bestow upon him.

Especially The Sims! But also especially Bioware!

It’s less about me randomly capitalizing letters and more about me not remembering whether or not what I’m looking for had capitals or not.

Why do these fucking morons always want the objectively worst thing? The absolute dumbest thing you can think of and they’re all for it. Why is the world like this now? I can’t fucking stand it. “Let’s get rid of the FDA and OSHA!” Like, what the fuck is this horse shit. This shouldn’t be allowed to happen! I’m legitimately losing my sanity more and more each day.

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But this equipment only measures up to 3.6% ABV!