minus-squareCaptainPatent@kbin.socialtopolitics @lemmy.world•Speaker Mike Johnson Condemned by Far-Right for Comments on His Black Son and George Floyd: ‘Undercover Democrat?’linkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year ago1 Mooch?! I bet he barely lasts a Welk! linkfedilink
CaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoI was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down10
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareI was out fishing one day and couldn't understand why a boat I saw just kept getting bigger and bigger...plus-squareCaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
CaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoRemember: The early bird gets the worm...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down12
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CaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoPeople are always astounded to learn I have a police record...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down10
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CaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoAfter having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down15
arrow-up1129arrow-down1message-squareAfter having it stuck in my head for days, my wife finally shouted "for the love of God will you stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis?!?..."plus-squareCaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
CaptainPatent@kbin.social to Dad Jokes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoWhy are jokes about elevators always so good?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down10
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1 Mooch?!
I bet he barely lasts a Welk!