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You forgot the best one

Captain Freeman: Warp me!

“Is my shirt asymmetrical enough?”

Wat ya joking? Aldi is a German company. They also own the American store Trader Joe’s.

Ayyy fellow birthday week friend

And a union man, with a smoking hot wife. A war hero who then got assigned the safest job in the fleet before becoming the highest ranking NCO of an alien tech outpost. And don’t forget those sexy Irish pipes.

We should all be so lucky to be Senior Chief Miles O’Brien.

I feel like Lower Decks has the answer to these problems. Like at some point Starfleet had a meeting and was like “ok we really need a fleet of ships that just answer the boring shit”

Space squids fucking near DS7? Just California-class about it.

The older I get the more I profoundly identify with Cypher. Ignorance truly is bliss.

Anthony Bourdain: open the walk-in and you’ll see the line cook who’s about to handle your rokeg blood pie doing lines of spice off the Andorian fryguy’s stiff blue dick “as a joke”. Still you can’t find a better crew outside of Qo’noS, just don’t go in the kitchen.

Dominion: comes

Starfleet: lol jk we still use blackops wet teams

Riker boldy coming and going. The OG Starfleet fuckboi. Kirk set the tone, Will dialed it to 11.

Make the Federation Great Again lmao what a dunce. Literally been addressing trans rights since the early 90s.

Literally the Dyson Sphere episode haha

Somewhere in the bottom of a snowy canyon I reckon

We abandoned using SanDisk after WD merged the G-DRIVE into them. This particular model we’ve seen like half a dozen fail over 6 months as well as 3 failures from their 22TB HDD Pro series which is what replaced G-DRIVE. Their quality has really plummeted.

Andorian Blue > Romulan Ale

She was also married to the OG himself, Gene Roddenberry.

Yeah it’s Paris and it’s not even close. He was the first test pilot to break the trans-warp barrier. Smashin hot Klingon ass, and banged his captain when they were lizards. Mans a fuckin Starfleet legend.

I’d say Lt Mayweather as runner up. Dude was a freighter pilot and they basically tossed him in our very first combat spaceship that can hop around the galaxy. And was like “I dunno figure it out as we go” lmao.

Ortegas and Paris are definitely the most pilot like pilots character wise though. Both of them have fighter pilot personalities, excited to get into the action and do wild shit.

Aka “they got shit we want”. Probably cobalt.

It’s basically guy version of Pinterest lmao

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