Have you considered the potential benefits of this situation, perhaps as an early warning system?

If you need any spares, let me know.

I’m more of an atlanticist myself.

The gift card people have absolutely no motivation to fix this problem. They are making bank.

More than half of Americans reported receiving at least one scam call per day in 2024.

Bullshit.

Your neighbor is your aunt?

And piss. And shit.

edit: Sorry you’re running into people that can’t recognize sarcasm. Happens to me here, too.

Clearly you are living in a mirror world. Do you happen to have a evil mustache and goatee?

No they aren’t.

edit: The very first picture on DDG when you image search “public restroom entrance” shows the opposite. 😂

Good. Let kids have their own identity. I’ve always cringed at the Ebeneezer Gortlegump IV’s of the world.

What I have seen is it is much more common to have the firstborn daughter have a middle name of an ancestor, often grandmother.

Woman got paralyzed due to surgery, guy got laid off, they have to sleep in their living room because they are living in a tiny place with their sole source of income as fucking landlords.

What a feel good story. Great spin, Business Insider! Bunch of loons.

I think that’s just kids. They all go through phases where they never. shut. up. Perfectly normal. Some of them carry that into adulthood, unfortunately.

You da man. That did it! Thanks a bunch.

Another excellent suggestion.

Yeah, Ripley being the ultimate survivor (until she wasn’t, spoiler alert), but I know so many people that named their pet Ripley I felt Weaver was a better choice.

Ok my first suggestion got shot down. Here’s my next best (serious) suggestion.

Weaver.

edit: yes I went with that on purpose instead of Ripley because I have too many friends that named their animals Ripley.

Fair enough. How about Randy?

It is, except for the ones that come with built in APTs.

Revenant.

She’s gonna grow up and teach that pup a thing or two if she ever gets outside again.

(you can call her Rev for short)