Granpa…is that you?

Oh the irony.

“…law firm it hired, Pender & Coward”

If you look behind the Bougie dog, there’s a very respectable Chicago Dog. Love them too.

It was a recommendation from the server and the guy next to me at the bar. Probably wouldn’t have ordered it had they not been so keen on it. The chips work for me, but I have been known to stuff a few chips in a bland, one-texture sandwich.

Thought it was gonna suck TBH. Couldn’t believe how well it worked.

Sorry no.

Maybe…a little…?

That was me. I did that.

TIL coincidental creativity is universal before there was a universe.

One tire is low: check engine light.

Glove box open: check engine light.

A leaf is in the hood: check engine light.

Cold outside: check engine light.

Hot outside: check engine light.

Tachyon Field Distortion: check engine light.

Yeah but Octavius had a defective chip attached to his brain. Stone is a defective chip dangling from the asshole of America.

On a trip in Nola and took the kids for a treat at the Cheesecake Factory. 3 sodas and an iced tea was $21. Won’t be back for that reason alone. We are being fleeced.

Really gave me a whole new perspective. Thanks for that.

Love this band. Their Bellybutton album was way ahead of its time.

Looking at you Teams Messenger. Oh, how I hate thee…

Agree. I totally thought this was a Stalenhag painting until I saw where it was posted.

I don’t get it. I mean look at all of the dudes in the main photo. All dreamboats.

Fingers McGee is definitely a keeper. His furrowed brow and lack of wedding ring show he’s definitely on the market. Sure, he could have taken it off because he’s travelling for the rally and is hoping for some fresh rally tail, but he looks so politically engaged he has to be “real”. By bucking the traditional maga red, his bright blue hat he shows he is his own person. He also connects to his roots with a shirt featuring a sweet whitetail ready for mounting.

Dopey on his left let’s the ladies know he is prepared with two pens in his T-shirt pocket. His four necks shows he can afford groceries in Biden’s economy.

Just behind Dopey is my pervy 9th grade math teacher that always made comments about his “skivies” and not holding farts in. He’s off the market as he is married to Louise. She’s loves her neighborhood - except that weird Laotian family down the block - and truly believes Thelma Harper from Momma’s Family is a fashion icon.

To the right is Russian expat, Leonard Chesnakek, aka Lenny Chesney . He loves his folded hat with sunglasses more than his mom’s borsht. He also secretly loves his matching pink shirt and shorts even though he tells his girlfriend of 2 weeks, Mary, he hates them because “they’re gay”. Mary has no idea what’s going on and is wondering when she can go pee.

To Lefty’s immediate right, we witness Don and Lisa having an existential moment. After 26 years in the military and defending the constitution, the realization that 2 years of retirement and a 10 hour daily dose of FEAUX News might not have been such a good idea.

Didn’t even notice and I can’t not see it now.

The sad point is my comment was relative to what the AI was trained on. Not that you could type turkey and sausages in the same prompt.

“…a feast like mine…”"

It is, however, pretty hilarious you’re somehow claiming ownership of a pic of a meal created by AI.

Looks way too much like a Dennis Prescott food pic.

Read the Narrator as Bill Hader doing his impression of Keith Morrison from Dateline.