Their fingers will be coated in butter
The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
Their fingers will be coated in butter
iCloud…thats Apple right?
they spelled “Hello World!” wrong
oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.
something something Ai powered something
Already here. It’s called repossession.
I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!
could be a spider nest/eggsack. I had to take my whole grill apart and found one right at the end of a burner tube
I went to a midnight showing in LA and Harrison Ford was there with his kid. Just to re-enforce that Harrison Ford is cooler than your family.
You got time to duck?
Get in loser, we’re bringing cardboard to the mall
Gen X is getting AARP literature in the mail. I know some people who’s kids have graduated college.
He’s “fully functional” is what he is.
Unmuted Porn from a crackly laptop speaker
This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”
Good, I could use some clown blood.
I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby
it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost