Oh, so they’re gonna refund all her contributions to the system over the last 60 years, right? /s

So is this the immigrant scum we were warned about?

Reminder: Musk is originally from South Africa

Yeah “sex sells” only works when society is not constantly exposed to more extreme content.

“Tonight’s top story: While people are dying, we decided to share an attention seeker’s ramblings. Ho hum, thoughts and prayers”

Ugh, “Apple Park” sounds like it was named by someone unfamiliar with the word “orchard”, which actually seems totally on-brand for Apple. Nevermind.

Chickmate!

“If they don’t, this will be the last election. That’s my prediction.”

As always, projection, projection, projection. Project 2025 says this is literally their goal.

I could never find 1 spot in school that was consistantly safe for me to retreat to for any period of time. Instead I had multiple spots all over where I’d retreat to for short time frames. If one wasn’t available, I could move on to the next one without getting too upset.

Friend, I’m sending you hugs, and if you’re open to it I’d strongly recommend building meditation skills. Therapy is a must if you want to understand why you feel this way, but meditation can help a lot in the meantime. I wish you the best, and hope you find somewhere safe to breathe today ❤️

“The American nation is an actual historical people, not just a hodgepodge of various ethnicities, but actually a place of settlement and rootedness.”

Tell me more about how you have 0 clue about the origins of your country…

I think its more like at least 5 real places

You mean delicious?

That seems to be his kink

Yeah Ducks was incredible. It gave me a completely different persepctive on available post-secondary options that resonated as my eldest step-son is navigating college. But I love going back to my Hark! A Vagrant books for some historical sillies.

By the amazing Kate Beaton!

Does your podcast live on Trigger Avenue?

Jon Stewart has weekly podcast now, eh? SUBSCRIBE

“My uncle thought he was St. Jerome” Alice the librarian, Ghostbusters

Holy shit has John Oliver pranked yanks by popularising London Weekend Television? Or am I just the last person to make this connection? 😁