I heard once that they supposedly have to speak with their hands. Sounds horrific.

I found the gator that took your arm Jeff.

You really think the average person knows how to ring up produce better than the cashier? I’d much rather interact with a real person anyway, it makes it feel like you’re supporting an actual business and employees instead of a computer with food behind it.

But they won’t take in Gazan refugees? What a bunch of posers.

My favorite bands right now are Cattle Decapitation and Maximum Love.

Those magic black rocks they’re filled with are very volatile.

NANI?!

Oops

Logical

It makes me want to reinstall Mint after years of not messing with Linux.

Holds up spork

Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Crop me in with Calvin pissing on my username.

He’s gonna thneed a new face.

Laughs in machine code

Voyager Ferengi episode.

T’Lady

With capitalism we just outsource the death to 3rd world countries.

Looks like you’re doing ok to me.