Oh yeah? Well… If we were both birds, and I was flying next to you while you were also flying as well, and, and you said to me that I had to carry your school books, well then that’d make you look bad… So… So I win, and you’re wrong, and dumb, and I’m like really super smart for coming up with this example impromptu.
You think that’s bad, you should take a gander at the official news sources in Jacksonville Florida. I don’t know if they’re still this bad, but as I recall they have not one, but at least two big news publications, both produce articles that look like they were written by grade schoolers. Anything that wasn’t copy/pasted from the AP seems to be written hastily by somebody who dropped out before understanding English. I’m sure many other cities have the same issue. The one is called news five or Jax 5 news, and the other is first coast news. They’ll hire anybody to write apparently.