Camera pans uncomfortably and refocuses on MoonRaven’s cat buying NFTs on an old laptop in the background.

You got my hopes up.

I don’t wish Alex anything but a long life after a hopefully complete rehabilitation of his sociopsthic habits.

But I do have a nice drink set aside for my own enjoyment on the day that I’m convinced Alex will stop harming others.

I don’t have any particularly strict rule about how I get convinced he is done hurting people. I suspect I’ll see it in the obituaries rather than an op-ed. But I’m open to either.

Alex doesn’t seem likely to fix his life, but he also looks like he doesn’t cares well for his health…so I do have that drink near the front of the cabinet.

Oh well. My nice drink can wait. Maybe I’ll open it to celebrate his reform yet. Like Alice, I try to believe six impossible things before breakfast.

sxxt?

It won’t be a problem, because companies are taking the risks of AI seriously, and compensating employees at every level well enough to ensure each employee takes proper precautions.

Free markets hurt capitalists.

Fucking communists and their free markets and open competition! None of that for us, please.

(Poe’s law: This is meant to be taken as absurdist humor.)

Yes, it’s the people who put in decades of hard work, not the cocaine snorting golden parachute executives, costing US auto makers their chance to compete. That might be it.

Edit: If only there were some way for citizens united to do something to help those poor executives.

I’m glad to hear it.

I have a friend Jody reminds me of, and I appreciate that he’s still around.

Is that the one The Onion now owns?

Feels like this could happen…

“I was trying to save him, dammit! I was desperate to save him…”

How is Jody doing, now?

It’s nice to see Micrsoft commit to teaching their subscribers about the affordable convenience of piracy.

Stupidest timeline.

I’m doing okay, too. Thanks for asking, everyone.

I also noticed how much Bill Gates didn’t address his ties to Epstein here. Of course, addressing those ties probably wouldn’t help with my suspicion that he’s a rapist abuser.

We’re still quoting this fucker after his Epstein emails?

Tell him to come back and I’ll vote for him.

I heard one of their private rape islands got shut down. That had to be inconvenient.

Luckily for the billionaires they don’t own any homes, their homes are part of a complex companies, or some bullshit.

Is it still to early to pass on this?

I’ll take a clone with decent gameplay over a microtrash laden official licensed product any day.