Money laundering.

Although it would be nice to think he’s so fucking broke his only option is to sell lame shoes.

We also can’t ignore the possibility of his progeny running for office…

You just made me throw up so hard.

I dunno. I’m on truth social to agitate and make fun of the MAGATs, lately it seems like there are more of us liberals on that platform than Trump supporters. Either that, or they wall gardened us to one server. Truth Social is dead. Lots of ads though, that’s a fact.

What is even this question? They told us exactly what they’re doing. Trump is installing family members and stooges to the RNC. The RNC will be paying his legal bills. LOL.

Very true, I forgot about that part.

Republicans fought against gun control legislation, they did nothing after Sandy Hook Elementary.

Republicans did nothing after Sandy Hook Elementary.

Republicans did nothing after 20 children aged six to seven years old were gunned down with a Bushmaster XM15-E2S rifle at Sandy Hook Elementary.

Republicans will continue to do nothing.

Just remember, if you’re ever caught in the crossfire, thank a Republican. If you survive.

You want to live? You want to let your children go to school without worrying about them being killed by a mass shooter? You want to go to the grocery store and come back home alive? STOP VOTING FOR REPUBLICANS!!! It is literally that fucking easy.

Carry on.

Are we really sure it is a human being?

… but a lot of older people really struggle with them, so they’re widely hated by boomers that want things to be like the 80’s again.

In my experience it’s not that older people are struggling with it. It’s that Walmart has 300 self checkout kiosks but only two are open and the line for a regular register is almost out of the premises.

And the CVS self checkout always ends up confusing itself and constantly yelling at you to place the item in the bagging area.

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Motherfuckers, I don’t even watch CNN. What the fuck is going on today? Sony raising PS plus prices to ridiculous levels and now this. Fuck CNN. Fuck MAX!

But, but he is the mummy.

Where we are going we don’t need eyes sphincters.

Holy fuck that was a horrible read.

Stupid out of touch billionaires.

Where does it say that or are you just joking?

“The failed District Attorney of Fulton County (Atlanta), Fani Willis, insisted on a $200,000 Bond from me. I assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk—I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,” Trump wrote.

LOL. This isn’t Trump mocking Fanny Willis. This is Trump’s fantasy!

…share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,”

LMAO, 50 Shades of orange!

Hey Gym Jordan, why don’t you just look the other way? You’re good at that. Remember?

Not a joke.

Yet.

Recent studies have revealed that republicans never had spines to begin with. They have more DNA in common with worms than any other creature.