I mean… I laughed

Was funny the first time (and still is) but each time I’m constantly upset by the fact that it doesn’t say “furrier transfem”

My orange cat loves to do this on the stairs, I’ve almost stepped on him multiple times going down, and consequently have almost fallen down the stairs each time. Thankfully I’ve caught myself each time but I might not one day

Here’s the real answer

Idk, sounds cold. I’d rather do ot in the summer

I’m here for the sex toys, not the people

Date night with me and who else?

Me: was I not supposed to study for it?

Oh thanks, I totally forgot to add that

How do you say her name? Is it pronounced “shawnan”?

removes her clothing in response to flirtation

This is how Nice Guys assume the world should work

Yea and the pile of bones and gore next to the chest is purely coincidental

man daddy

Hell yea

The barbarian with relentless rage at 2 health:

Hahaha I have one of these signs, I love it

Yea but where’s the profit? How do we give the shareholders value if it’s free?

Me playing a rogue with a tragic backstory who’s constantly looking over his shoulder so he doesn’t get stabbed in the back by the many enemies he has: