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Ba-dum-tssss!

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

"I love Audible, Get blind drunk and unintelligible, Or get so high its unmanageable, But I get it good with Audible!

The books read aloud are music to my ears, The money spent is the negatives everyone hears, But those amazing voices are like a great case of your favourite beers, Inside my devices are Audible!

Audible Dot Com! The place to be, Audible Dot Com! The amazing titles you’ll see! Audible Dot Com! Its all you need, When you’re drinking beers or smoking weed!

Audible Dot Com!"

• Weezer, a once decent band turned advertising group.

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done…

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

Let’s confuse them even more:

Hot chips and potato chips.

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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…

I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…

Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…

Where’s that hot/crazy pic when you need it? Except put Evil instead of Crazy. Knowing her though, she’s probably all three…