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Did anyone mod it with a spring action?

Even /r/OnlyFans was awesome in its own way

Dude they sell our data to advertisers and big data for profit. The least they can do is provide some services for us for the amount of analytics they collect from us on a daily basis.

Or pirate name brand cars.

You wouldn’t download a car

This is why the discriminator /s is necessary for comments like that.

The North Koreans aren’t the type to joke around though. He’s almost certainly going to be tortured, and he may never return home unless there is a prisoner swap.

First you build your miners. Then your factories. Oh no, a bottleneck. Gotta optimize. Good, let’s scale production up. More building, but then another bottleneck! Optimize.

Occasionally shoot biters because ain’t nobody got time for alien bastards ruining my optimization experience.

Yup, that’s exactly what Halon does. Displaces air and the fire is put out but so are you as well.

The industry is shifting to less toxic for suppression gases like 3M™ Novec™ 1230.

Tzatsexy sauce

That’s some nice air you have in the server room.

It would be a shame if it were replaced with Halon-134…

I can think of only a few reasons why the military would have you take training in Texas:

• Gunslingin’ with revolvers, single and akimbo

• Practicing the perfect “Yeehaw”

• Wrasslin’

• Combat maneuver training in boots with spurs

• Lasso training

I’m sure they won’t notice a few rolls of toilet paper going missing.

The first time I heard about Brave it sounded sketchy. They replaced ads on websites with their own ads. That doesn’t seem ethical to me since they aren’t in the normal advertising chain of relationships where the website owner has an agreement with that specific advertising firm to display ads. Brave gets the revenue instead of the website owner, while the website displays content that they didn’t agree to. And the user has no say.

Very sketch.

And that they say they are sooo focused on privacy when everything that they do seems to indicate otherwise.

Now we need Bowser the Browser.

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Where did I say that all Republicans are Nazis? Look closely, I said no such thing. I am saying that Nazis hide in the Republican ranks. There are openly white supremacist factions within the Republican Party (i.e. “Christian Identitarians”) that hide behind a veneer of civility. These groups have far greater influence in the Republican Party than ideological extremists on the left have with the Democratic Party.

The early Chrome was crazy fast when it had none of the bloat.

Have you not been outside recently? In a lot of places it’s a friggin oven.

Why then is extremist, explicitly Nazi rhetoric so pervasive within the Republican ranks? A good example of this is the United The Right rally in Charlottesville. The Nazis present were not condemned by the leader of the Republican party at that time when it would be the easiest thing for him to do. This tacit implicit support emboldens them for future action. Any sensible President would have denounced Nazis and their actions, especially as a woman was killed as a result of their actions.