On a lighter note, I’ve been looking for Nexus alternatives. I found this one site that advertised itself as like a censorship-resistant host.

I was like, “Oh, that’s pretty cool. I wonder if they host the mods that Nintendo kills off or things like that.” It was not that…

I go to the site, and all the posts on the front page are like, “Restoring the hard r in game Xenoblade.”

My personal favorite was:

More Racism in Windhelm - Improved

Brother, it’s Harry Potter which is not exactly a thing you can’t live without lmfao

You’re making it sound like they’re asking you to give up breathing

Damn all I found in my walls was mould

seems like magic

Hey dawg, it’s bad practice to use magic vars or nums

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Probably not. Trump would bully the insurance company to reimburse whatever insane price he values the property at.

I read that in Krusty’s voice

I bought some AirPods off of Amazon and received an empty box. The side of the earbuds box was cut open so someone could slide the earbuds out.

Thankfully they’re only $200 so the Amazon support dude didn’t even hesitate to refund me. I can’t imagine trying to explain how I didn’t get a $3K card. Would probably have my credit card fight it out but would then get banned from Amazon.

Like an Australian pronouncing AC/DC

I mean even if we ignore the idiotic choice to put the sidebar in the content at smaller widths, you’re still left with a terrible site.

Generic, meaningless tags along with no user reviews make the site useless.

The Epic store sucks so much that I’ve gotta look the game up on Steam just to tell what I’m supposed to be looking at on Epic.

Seriously, look up any game on the EGS right now and you’ve gotta scroll past a mountain of bullshit just to get a description of the game. It kinda reminds me of those really shitty cooking sites with all the fluff.

Hah you can report a game before you even get a description or a screenshot from the game

Pie weights should be easy to buy in stores and probably aren’t made of lead lol

Every RuneScape player knows there’s zero chance agility gets a buff

The Shepherd?

My wife works for the Park Service and a lot of her employees have jumped ship and they’re not allowed to fill those roles.

Plenty more will be jumping ship since no one wants to sign a year lease if they don’t know if they’ll have a job next month.

🎵The greatest thing you’ll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return 🎵

Believe me, I’ve reflected long and hard on how that could have happened. In fact after I left the company in 2015 I even spent 3 months in isolation in the Annapurna mountains in Nepal to reflect full time on exactly that 😅

lol

Hah, this reminds me of when I had to write repair manuals in college. I’d get so fixated on a particular tool, like a toothpick. I’d start by saying, “I’m definitely going to need this toothpick.”

by the end I probably didn’t even need it, but I included it anyway.

I was following along quite nicely until step 9, where you bank-shot the needle off Mars and simultaneously looped it under the button.

I’m a Loot Goblin that spacebars through the story too, but Borderlands hasn’t been able to scratch that itch in a long time.

The last one I played was Tina’s Wonderland and everything about it was a slog. I didn’t care about any of the loot or any of the fights and I definitely didn’t care about the story.