We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
We’ll just have to fight to the death over it. Either way, both of us will end up regretting a few things
Oh absolutely not. I would scarf down that entire chicken mess and spend the next two days regretting all my life choices
Yeah it kind of looks like a bundt cake made out of boneless chicken wings
Congratulations this is the best (worst) one yet
I know you’re just using the same title as the Reddit post, but “Muslim-American” is probably the silliest hyphenism I’ve ever seen
“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub
Posted. I hope they like it, lmao
Cock-and-ball sink
The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping
Don’t be obtuse. The original map deliberately favored Republicans. The new map is more fair than the original. A fair map “aids” Democrats when compared to an unfair map which is biased in the Republicans’ favor.
This is not the same as the Democrats “gerrymandering” in their favor.
Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is
Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities
As an adult, I finally understand why she was so pissed every time I forgot
… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.
I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?
Oh, wow. This one needs to be marked NSFW.
Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol