Me and my friends were looking for something fun to do during our weekend hangout and we stumbled upon this [dome]. Let me tell you, we had a blast using it to make our very own geodesic dome!

“So me and the boys was just having some brews, postulating that Riemann’s impoverished upbringing likely led to the health issues that robbed the world of the shining star singularly embodying the superego, when we stumbled upon this little ditty.”

Who the hell thinks this sounds remotely believable? AI writes the most ridiculous reviews

I only just noticed your username. Lmao

There are a multitude of jokes I could make about riding this thing, but I’d instead like to call attention to just how long this thing is. It’s at least 50% longer than any corn cob I’ve ever seen. If it were as thick as a typical corn cob, I’d imagine it to be nearly the length of my arm. That’s a whole lot of cob

No, this trinary decision is just a ploy to disenfranchise the silent bean majority

They have multiple programs currently going through which they alter prices to maintain affordability of essentials? Feels a lot like “pride and accomplishment”

Wonder who’d finance that? I can only see companies solely interested in stripping anything valuable from a pair of husks, or foreign investors looking to effectively own a great portion of the American cultural sphere.

Every fiber of my being wants to make and post a multi-gigabyte resolution bump to this image with the text the exact same number of pixels, and everything else gargantuan, but I don’t think people will click a mediafire download link to see my silly little joke

That’s why I bought a bunch of Ken dolls. Just rip off an arm to hold up your schlong and you’re guaranteed to show your recipient that you’re absolutely just going to kill them.

In short, every Lemmy instance holds a complete copy of the full post and comment history of every user of every other website on the lemmy/mastodon network. Every post and comment you make is first copied locally and then sent to the other sites for their own local copy.

It’s more resource intensive to have all of these separate sites, but it ensures that if one falls, another can take its place basically instantly. Redundancy means lemmy is incredibly sturdy with effectively 99.99% uptime. Your site might go down, but just change the url and you’re back. Albeit with a new account to make. Though I haven’t had to swap sites at this point, and it’s not a common occurrence

Or add additional furries because they’re mostly just silly little guys.

Goodness no! From the massive circle of frolicking people surrounding the building, not from the building itself. That would just be silly!

I still don’t understand how the term caught on. “Jay” is fantastic, as far as pejoratives go. It’s evocative and descriptive and just gosh darn tasty. But “jaywalker” feels like saying someone has a green thumb for construction. Just, like, what the fuck are you trying to say? It’s just an absolute abortion of a word, and my feelings on it have only grown stronger over the years. A stupid word for a stupid cause

As they say, if they’re white, say good night. If they’re brown, put them down.

The smell of burning human flesh and shrieking, giddy laughter is just the system working as intended

I mean, a criminal record really doesn’t mean much. Serial jaywalking by a college during the first week of summer quarter will net you plenty of citations, but I see nothing wrong with it.

I’ve said it before, but a whitelist search engine would be preferable for information. Immediately disregarding any website created after 2023 seems like a decent start.

30 for all currently airing media and a big catalogue to watch through? That’s not-

w/ ads

Over my dead fucking body

She’ll be on the streets in 3 days and 2 checks

I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.

I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell