
82.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.

82.6% of statistics are made up on the spot.


I didn’t even realize it was related.
I mean, I’m old. I spend more time on the computer working than gaming, fuck, more time paying bills and talking to dying relatives than gaming.
God, fuck EA sideways with collapsing 10 foot pole that extends at the most entertaining time - at least for the rest of us.


If that were the case, I have a buddy with a tattoo on his wrist that would have him marked for death for not “earning” it.
It’s also a common sign of heritage, especially in that region.
So he should never go to prison for anything because his life would be endangered by a common to the region tattoo?
If that is the case, I need to do some research, get some ink, and make some fucking money.


I remember the migration being a big deal in Texas as a kid.
First was the splendor of thousands of butterflies descending on a clover field where kids were once playing rowdily.
Then, getting a little older and learning about their migration patters and such.
I worked in an Elementary public school back in Texas a dozen years ago. Talked to some of the teachers. Yeah, not on the curriculum and will not be.
As in, some teacher WANTED to teach kids about that shit, but the state said no, and the butterflies haven’t been cooperating.
Of course, cooperating is difficult when you’re dead.

You laugh, but I Happy Gilmore’d a ball 400 yours my first time at a driving range. Straight and true.
Never ever could replicate it.
After I Was Thrown in the River and Before I Drowned by Dave Eggars (it’s written from a dog’s POV)
Man, the title and brief synopsis has been enough to fuck up my day, thanks.
I propose a new amendment. A person must be homeless for a presidential term before they can be allowed to serve in a presidential capacity.
Then the least of us can lead with empathy, at least that is the hope.
Then maybe we can get fucking health care, including mental health.


Don’t forget, burner phones still exist.
You can handle everything in cash if you’re smart.
The phone isn’t important, you just want a cheap sim with no tracks leading to you.


Thank you for the ingredient list, very helpful, and it sounds delicious.


Dear food porn: Hijacking this thread.
There are more ingredients than that on there. Please list ALL ingredients. I cook for people, and have deathly allergic people in my life I need to find substitutes for.
Also, pork belly is amazing. I grew up in Texas, love beef to my core. But pork belly? That is a guilty pleasure that can only be so good because of the guilt, lol.


Yes, politicians are way out of touch. On every level.
For Zionists… well, that just sounds like genocide with extra steps… You’d think the Jewish diaspora would be against genocide, but here we are.


I feign striking my wife in anger.
We shared a house with my wife’s brother. He was an alcoholic, and got uppity one night. I was at work, so not home.
Our dog made sure he regretted being an aggressive ass towards his sister.
Then I nearly got assault charges for making sure he remembered why he was bruised and scratched up the next morning after I got home from night shift. The canine puncture was his own fucking problem. Note: I didn’t lay a hand on him, was just accused.


America, from an American point of view, doesn’t care if the world is watching. Especially with a Republican admin.
We have a pedophile in chief. We have failing institutions and infrastructure. Our economy is in shambles. People who WANT to work can not find work, at least not sufficient to survive off of.
Third world shit hole indeed, welcome to America! Hopefully you don’t have a tan or you’re ending up in a foreign jail with no documentation.
I haven’t click to submit anything at any point, does it just ask for an image?
I’m fine with looking like him as far as porn is concerned. Probably help me in fact, lol.
My BIL is literally twice my weight,if not more; and has several inches of height on me.
Severity can be promoted by need. For example, his drunk ass wanted to get off the couch to threaten his sister (my wife). I introduced him to the floor, rapidly.
Speed and skill can overcome size. That being said, I’ve always been on the smaller side of stature and weight, and a hit from someone twice your size hurts when they connect. Period.


I wasn’t a big fan of horror movies until later in life, mostly because my parents wouldn’t allow slasher type films.
So I ran through the saga. I enjoyed them, though I wouldn’t call them art, lol.
I agree, the reboot actually got me more interested in the lore, which I think Barker excels at based on his games Undying and Jericho.
There is the biblical Christ, then there is alt-right Christ. One may, or may not, have existed as some weird combination of avatar/son/whatever of God. Then there is corruption and propaganda on the other side.
I’m not a Christian, by any stretch of the imagination, but I was raised in the south and my grandma taught Sunday school. I had read the bible cover to cover before most other chapter books, though against my will. Grandma also believed in the corrective powers of The Switch. So, yeah.
The biblical Christ would, if he were still entombed, be rolling in his grave over what the current GoP party is espousing as Christianity.
Of course, this post involves suspension of disbelief, so its all in the hypothetical sense.
I mean, being empathetic and using for evil… tale as old as the words’ origins.
Empathy, but a lack of conscience allows one to feel for their opponent, assess their weaknesses, and exploit them.
I mean, possessing the capability for understanding harm and doing it anyway is a core characteristic of a “bad person.” We don’t blame a wild animal for attacking someone, at least not if you have two brain cells to rub together. I worked in Yellowstone. We had bears in civilian areas on a few occasions. I was off the clock, but didn’t want to see people hurt, so I helped the park rangers clear the area of tourists, and got the fuck out of the way when they were actually trying to corral the bear (juvenile) and relocate it to a deeper part of the park away from humans.
Black Hat Hackers Social engineers, con men, what have you, all revolve around empathetic traits.
Again, people, as an example… A knife is a tool. I carry one every day. Usually, I open boxes, break down boxes, use it as a lever (my “tool” knife EDC is robust and cheap as shit. If it breaks, it breaks, I’ve gotten a couple decades out of it so far) and more. After 20 years or more of service, it has more than paid for itself, we’re looking at like a dollar year here.
Now the knife no one ever sees except my wife (because I disrobe in front of her) is designed for self defense. That one is a weapon. Its only purpose is self defense. It isn’t unsheathed unless I’m checking it for maintenance reasons, or I need to defend myself. Thankfully, the later has not happened since I’ve purchased it. However, in an emergency? Its a sharp blade of good materials. It could be used for other reasons, just at its price point I prefer not to. Awkward grip for a traditional knife usage, but it could be used for an emergency trach if the need arose. Though, that may just be a consideration because of my first aid training.
Both knives serve vastly different purposes for me.
At the end of the day, they’re a tool though. I could bash someone in the head with a claw hammer as easily as I built a house - except I know nothing about building a house, lol.


I think pedophile should be removed from the lexicon.
Just call them convicted child rapists, or potential child rapists.
Of course, the rapist in chief probably wouldn’t like that change in the popular vernacular.
If you want to release details to a less than scrupulous company running an AI, you can feed it that information.
The real use is generating syntax. The logic is the hard part to teach, so with an understanding of the logic behind the programming, you can tweak variables for your final product.
I’ve mostly used this to generate scripts to deploy rapidly to the latest emerging crisis, but thats from the perspective of a help desk agent with too many years of experience to still be doing it, but in a way I enjoy it. The bigger problems aren’t my problems. I escalate as appropriate, and its no longer my problem.
I digress, it generates syntax and you plug in your infrastructure variables in a file you control. Then again I may be paranoid because I’ve seen HIPAA fuck extra hard with non-clinical staff who have access to records in their job duties.