Cat blanket my wife got from the CatLady monthly subscription box.

This is the correct fallacy.

I know. The FDA says it is safe. Aspartame is bad for those with schizophrenia or any mental health in the fact that it can interfere with some SSRIs and antipsychotics. Caffeine is also a thing they say to limit for those taking them. The studies on some are still limited in either case. Nothing super definitive otherwise the FDA would ban it. And if it really matters, and really this will contradict my initial point, but I don’t think people are really aiming for “good nutrition” anyway because soda being a junk food, lol. If people are concerned they wouldn’t be drinking it, even diet because of the sodium, which is probably the worst thing, since sugar is no longer an issue.

I would never have guessed!

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/sucralose-vs-aspartame#bottom-line

Citations state they came from PubMed.

So, it was never official? They need a bill for this!?!?

Sucralose tastes better and is healthier. SAMs club colas are pretty good

I did end up researching Pavlov after posting and whether he had any famous paradoxical discoveries. This joke was copypasta from a submission site I am afraid, lol. They are doctors, a pair of docs.

When Dad tells jokes from the shower…

Some of the cats might be dead due to Shrodinger’s paradox.

They are doctors who have paradoxical theories (pair of docs) but after some research Pavlov’s theory of conditioning is not a paradox so the site I ripped this joke off of may have used the wrong doctor.

It has his quotes on it.

And that I was lied to in school about him inventing it. I didn’t know peanut butter was so old.

I forgot you could do that. I had a habit of making sure I subbed before commenting. Lol.

Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

It both makes sense and doesn’t at the same time but eventually the punchline might ring a bell.

My cats would turn the tree into a carnival attraction, lol.

It sounds a lot deeper than not being able to spell a particular word. Spelling is the number one thing many college students have in common, so it is common to not be able to spell something. Main reason autocorrect and spell check is a thing in tech. I can see why you would be embarrassed due to the pressure of an audience.

Intelligence isn’t measured that way. Just tell them you were having a bad day and if they don’t give you another chance, they are not worth the trouble.

Not the rose she was hoping for, lol .

Probably not as it is not close enough to the known pronunciation. Some people have been accepted despite pronouncing their answers incorrectly and received backlash. It’s usually up to the host to determine.