Hyphlosion

OCTOPUS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD

What if bikes DO have windows, but every time you’ve seen a bike, the windows were just rolled down?

Matilda’s Dad has entered the chat.

You don’t have to accept being called anything. Doesn’t have much use outside the Internet anyway.

You don’t say “That trans person over there” or “That cis chick over there” or “That gay dude over there.” You say their names. (Or “that person” if you don’t.)

Because no one is really going to care about my sexual orientation in a formal setting or when they come across me or another random person at the grocery store.

You can call me a leaf for all I care. We most likely won’t be seeing each other the next day anyway.

Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

“naked undergarment”

Never heard that oxymoron before.

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ME: You forgot the comma in that sentence. Commas are important!

DEVIL: Keep it up, jackass…

I like corn dogs.

You would think they aren’t starting from scratch, but each crappy shot of an underbaked Coruscant suggests otherwise.

“Excessive lens flare”

Star Wars: The Force Awakens:

@Maven Also all the “As Seen on TV” stuff that’s just hanging around by the checkout aisle.

@Duamerthrax I’d love to get me one of those raspberry pie mini consoles one of these times.

My PC specs are 0. You might’ve missed the part where I said “console peasant.”

Most. But there’s a small problem: Us console peasants can’t play it yet. So… Yeah.

Say you’re a (fellow) GFuel nerd without saying you’re a GFuel nerd.

That’s okay. I didn’t feel like getting any sleep tonight anyways…

It’s true. I usually eat animals that were killed for me. Thanks, grocery stores!

I’ve only ever read the first couple chapters of The Book of Armaments.

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