But at least the hot dog and soda is only a $1.50. Something tells me this will be my main diet if this timeline continues.

Saw and orange ugly ass Mazda yesterday, and disgusting lime green Tesla truck, and neon pink Tesla, a hunter green vw bug. But god help me the “trendy” color in my state right now that absolutely makes me want to gag is Khaki.

Kinda seems like you answered your own question…

One symptom of dipshitism is not realizing some things you don’t even fucking joke about.

I’ve been trying to figure out why he’s been— bothering me so much lately and you put it into words so perfectly. He’s to quaint for this world now.