Hey

Ah. Encryption back doors, and now passport database to find criminals.

It’s almost like our politicians saw China’s social credit score and thought it was a great idea…

No worries

And brutally honest is “I don’t like red carpet” while kicking your grandma?

Oh no. They might actually make it onto the flag

That’s what they told you? 🤔

That’s exactly like something a boomer would say!

Let’s get him!

/s

Next you’re going to tell me having the microwave on slows my WiFi down!

No need to kink shame

Ffs Now I’ve got this song in my head

Which they know about anyway.

Oh you visited x shop. Did you visit x shop? Here’s 25p

Why you calling me out like that